BT Broadband UK Uncle Goddamn. These are the amazing camcorder antics of a real-life, white trash family direct from a trailer park in North Carolina. You will not believe some of the cruel, sadistic practical jokes played on poor ole uncle Goddamn by his loving friends and family. They completely wrap his head in box tape, spraypaint his face with Rustoleum and even set his crotch on fire with lighter fluid! It's no wonder that people also call this the Amazing Redneck Torture Tape! This is the completely uncut version which includes the impossibly rare short Come to Shelby featuring Uncle Goddamn and Pappy Goddamn. An underground video classic! WARNING: This film is recommended for mature audiences only. It contains adult language and situations and shows various hazardous activities that should not be attempted by viewers at home! Might And Magic - VIII: Day Of The Destroyer. The 8th Episode in the Award Winning Might and Magic Series. The Destroyer is again walking the land. The legendary Planeswalker Escaton has been seen in Jadame, and the very elements themselves have felt his presence. In the four corners of the world, gates to the planes of Fire, Air, Earth and Water have opened and denizens of those realms are sweeping across the lands, devastating all in their path. Lead a band of rugged adventurers on a most perilous mission to save the kingdoms from ruin or watch as the lands are devastated forever. - Explore the fantasy world of Jadame, a land of danger and intrigue. - Create custom characters from a variety of fantastic races and classes. - Combat dozens of formidable creatures as you strive to complete your quest. - Customize the pace of play for either novice or expert gamers. Might and Magic VIII: Day of the Destroyer is a follow-up to the award-winning best seller. Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honour. Scarface: The World Is Yours. Be the original Tony Montana. They thought you were dead, but Tony Montana don't die so easy. Sosa took everything you had. Now you've got nothing, but that never stopped you before. You're back with a vengeance, ready to reclaim your turf and rebuild your empire. All you've got are your balls and your word. Live the turbulent life of the infamous Cuban drug lord who redefined the American Dream, in an original explosive script by famed screenwriter David McKenna (Blow, American History X). Climb your way back to the top through savvy deals and brutal intimidation. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get revenge! - use gestures with the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers to insult, intimidate and fight enemies the way only Tony can. - Beat down, blow away or run over your enemies with Tony's signature style and flair. - Insult, intimidate and impress the way only Tony can. - Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk together to wield your chainsaw. - Experience the lavish lifestyle of a crime boss. - Hire henchmen to do your dirty work. - Explore the open world of Miami and the islands. Muay Thai And Kick Boxing - Vol. 5. Muay Thai Boxing originated from Thailand as their National Sport. It is the hardest sport on earth, with lwthal elbow, knee, kick & Punch strikes to the head and body making it an exciting and fast action sport. Kickboxing originates from a number of Martial Arts techniques, combining Karate & Boxing which has been weternised, producing fast and furious action at world class level. Kings Of Comedy USA. This DVD features the instantly recognisable names and faces of the US Kings of Comedy: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Kelsey Grammer, Denis Leary, Jim Carrey, Drew Carey, Billy Crystal, Rob Schneider and Jeff Foxworthy. Hilarious stand up footage taken from top comedy clubs across America as well as USA network comedy series. All the artists featured in this programme have become prolific household names in comedy and many have moved successfully into Hollywood with movies such as Fun with Dick & Jane (Jim Carrey), The Longest Yard (Adam Sandler & Chris Rock), Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo (Rob Scheider) and Analyze That (Billy Crystal). This programme brings together the best of the best in U.S comedy talent, to present some of th most raw, spontaneous and hysterically funny moments in stand up comedy! Peter Pan [Animated]. This enchanting tale is J M Barrie's best known work. He originally wrote it as a theatre piece and it was first performed in London on December 27th 1904 at the Duke of York Theatre. Barrie reworked his text up until 1928 to produce alternative stage versions and the novel we know and love today. The characters have seeped into out national subconscious and become household names - the Darlings; Wendy, Michael and John and their nursemaid dog, Nana and Peter Pan, of course, who brings an air of pixie-like enchantment to the otherwise ordinary nursery setting. We thrill to their adventures in Never Land with the Lost Boys, of battling Captain Hook and his motley crew of pirates and of rescuing Tiger Lily, the Indian Chief's daughter from his clutches. Tinkerbell's jealousy of Wendy adds, perhaps, a more adult twist to the plot... Blinds Express Rubika Pink Vertical Blind. These Vertical Blinds offer a stylish and inexpensive way to dress your window creating a clean "no fuss" finish to your window. Each vertical blind will consist of a robust white aluminium headrail and fabric vanes, with weights and chains pre-assembled and made to your exact specifications allowing you to install the blinds in minutes. Please select the product ensuring you select the correct size to calculate the price (e.g window size 123cm wide x 133cm drop - size selection should be 150cm x 150cm). Features 44 fabric choices Made to your exact size requirements Choice of control and stack options Can be fixed inside or outside the recess No cutting or trimming required 7 day delivery to your home or local store Blinds are made to measure (you will be contacted once your order is placed) Buy blind size which can be cut down to your required measurement Curtina Eton Curtains. Accessorise your living room or bedroom with these Curtina Eton Curtains featuring a traditional embossed flower pattern. Choose from an array of colours. Features 100% polyester Embossed flower pattern Dry clean only Shoe People. What have you got between your feet and the ground? When you simply want to talk and run around. There are some friends down there, to take you everywhere ... When the door to the old shoe repair shop is closed for the night, the magical world of the Shoe People springs to life. The Shoe People take children on fantastic adventures and let them explore the wonderful world at their feet. This classic Children's television series introduced us to Charlie The Clown Shoe, Margot The Ballet Slipper, Wellington The Rain Boot, Gilda Van Der Clog, Baby Bootee and Sergeant Major and a host of other lovable Characters that inhabit the wonderful world of Shoe Town. The Shoe People, written and directed by the talented James Driscoll opened up a new exciting world for the children of the 80's all having their very own favourite shoe person. With delightful characters being introduced and the catchy theme tune being hummed in every playground, this cartoon classic is certain to remain one of the most memorable animations off all time, warming the hearts of another generation of shoe people fans. The Shoe People - All 26 Episodes: Can You Keep A Secret? Sergeant Major A Day At The Seaside Trampy Trampy's Birthday Surprise Margot Charlie A Rainy Day Problem Tea At The Little Big Top Fun And Games In The Park Charlie's Car P.C. Boot To The Rescue Trampy's Dream The Fair Comes To Shoetown Delay At Shoetown Railway Station Sneaker The WIndmill Has Stopped A JOb For Wellington Margot's Mirror The MIssing Jumble The Paper Chase Where's Baby Bootee Trampy Mows The Lawn The Great Sledge Race The Mystery Tour Our Very Own Circus Shaukeen. Choudhry, Jagdishi, and Inder Sen are old friends in their early sixties, but believe they are still in their forties. While Choudhry lives with his wife, Sita, Inder is widowed, and Jagdishi is divorced. Their weakness is smoking, alcohol, and women. While they are able to satisfy their need for the first two vices, they are unable to openly indulge with other women while in Bombay. When Sita decides to take a religious pilgrimage, the three decide to travel out of town, so they can have fun with other women. They travel to Goa, and once there, go to a night-club, where they meet a singer/dancer named Anita. All three friends find Anita gorgeous and would love to be intimate with her. They plan to individually spend time with her but Murphy's Law prevails with hilarious results. Tales Of The Unexpected. Although Roald Dahl is most famous for his children's books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and James and the Giant Peach, he was also an accomplished writer of adult fiction. His famous and sinister adult creation was the TV adaptation of Tales of the Unexpected. First transmitted on ITV in 1979, its iconic title sequence and haunting theme tune (from prolific TV composer Ron Grainer) ensured that Tales of the Unexpected was memorable viewing. With each stand-alone episode featuring guest stars such as Oscar winners Sir John Gielgud (Arthur, Becket) and Jose Ferrer (Cyrano de Bergerac), Joan Collins (Dynasty), Peter Bowles (Rumpole of the Bailey) and Brian Blessed (Flash Gordon), the tales all have a twist to entertain and, more often than not, shock the viewer. Sometimes gory but always surprising, this set contains all nine episodes from the programme's first series. Disc 1: Man From the South Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat William and Mary Lamb to the Slaughter The Landlady Neck Disc 2: Edward the Conqueror A Dip in the Pool The Way up to Heaven The Wisher. Everyone loves a good scary film. That's why fright-fest 'The Wisher' is a number one box office phenomenon. But it's too scary for Mary and she leaves the cinema long before the end of the film. But what if the fictional story became a sinister reality? A mysterious character is stalking Mary and he looks just like the creature from the film! He acts just like him as well and Mary is convinced that he's granting her every wish in a twisted, hideous way. Who is he? What does he want from Mary? Find out in 'The Wisher' but be warned...you may never want to watch a scary film again! The Diet Bible: Use it to Lose It!. This is an impartial guide to diet and weight loss. Part One covers all aspects of weight, diet, body shape, health-related concerns and exercise in a question-and-answer format. Part Two presents an A-Z listing of diet products, methods and programmes. The book aims to: reveal the truth about every weight loss programme you've ever tried - or thought of trying, covering over 50 different diets with the 20 most popular given a percentage rating; provide the real solutions to every slimming poblem you could have; ensure that no diet problem stays unsolved and exposes every diet myth; and help you decide whether you're overweight with a simple test. It also includes ten original diet programmes. Waiting/Van Wilder Party Liaison/Just Friends Triple Pack. WAITING: Always remember the first rule of eating out: Never mess with the people who handle your food! Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris and Justin Long star as the young employees of Shenanigan's Restaurant and collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics. Whilst some comedies never quite cross the line, this one steps right over it as the band of mischievous waiters, waitresses and cooks show the guests just how extraordinary the service at this restaurant can be. JUST FRIENDS: A hilarious comedy for anyone who's ever heard those dreaded words ... JUST FRIENDS. In high school Chris Brander was sweet, fat and just friends with the girl of his dreams. Ten years later, he's a successful and good-looking music executive whose past rejection has turned him into an arrogant womaniser. When he gets stranded in his hometown with his latest signing- IT Girl/pop sensation Samatha James (Faris), he meets up with his high school crush, Amy Palamino (Smart) and discovers his feeling for her as fresh as ever. With stiff competition in the form of a reinvented Dusty Dinkleman (Klein) - another member of his high school's loser group - will Chris finally be able to move his relationship out of the friend zone? VAN WILDER PARTY LIAISON: To Van Wilder, college doesn't get you ready for life, it is life. So when his father puts a stop to his cash flow, it looks like the party might finally be over for Van, but not out, Van, and his team devise a series of money-making schemes that soon come to the attention of the college magazine, who send out sexy college reporter, Gwen to do a feature on the infamous Van Wilder, Party Liaison to boost their circulation figures. But when things start to go wrong for Van, he realizes that this time he may need to do something really crazy ... GRADUATE! Bach - Matthaus Passion (Koopman, Amsterdam Baroque Orch.). Performance of Bach's masterpiece St Matthew Passion BWV244. Recorded at the St. Joriskerk, Amersfoort, 22 and 23 March 2005. X-Men [Definitive Edition]. Born into a world filled with prejudice are children who possess extraordinary and dangerous powers - the result of unique genetic mutations. Under the tutelage of Professor X, the outcasts learn to harness their powers and must now protect those who fear them from the evil Magneto. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Sir Ian McKellan and Halle Berry lead an all-star cast in this dazzling, action-packed adventure! Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Angel Of Darkness [Sold Out]. Lara Croft, the world's most famous videogame heroine bursts onto the PC in her biggest adventure yet. Accused of the murder of her one time mentor, Werner von Croy, Lara becomes a fugitive on the run. In an attempt to clear her name, Lara has no choice but to confront the secret alliance whose destiny it is to take over the world. With explosive action and a gripping story, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness is a whole new gaming experience. Agatha Christie - A Life In Pictures. The world's most celebrated mystery writer was something of a mystery herself. This film used documented accounts and Christie's own words to tell a story as gripping and suspenseful as one of her own novels. It explores her eleven day disappearance in 1926 and traces the events that shaped her career as the undisputed 'Queen of Crime'. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow Of Chernobyl. In 1986 the world shook with the force of the largest nuclear accident ever. Twenty years later the repercussions are only just beginning. New life breathes new terror into an environment of fear and an invisible enemy reveals the true face of violence. Welcome to a world of mutation and monstrosity where no man's land becomes one man's land. Welcome to Chernobyl. Where man made hell. Begin your descent into the huge and twisted hell of a post-nuclear Chernobyl. Attempt to survive the radioactive hazards of the zone using combat, stealth, trading and communication. Scavenge, hunt and shoot your way through the vast challenges of multiplayer via LAN or online. Encounter the dark mutated threats of an open world teeming with Artificial Life governed by real world physics. Identity (aka I.D.). What if every choice we made had already been made for us? What if there really were no coincidences in life and our destinies were already predetermined? Ten strangers with secrets are brought together in a savage rainstorm: a limo driver (John Cusack), and '80s TV star (Rebecca DeMornay), a cop (Ray Liotta), who is transporting a killer (Jake Busey), a call girl (Amanda Peet), a pair of newlyweds (Clea DuVall and William Lee Scott) and a family in crisis (John C McGinley, Leila Kenzie, Bret Loehr). All take shelter at a desolate motel. Relief in finding shelter is quickly replaced with fear as the ten travellers begin to die, one by one. They soon realise that, if they are to survive, they'll have to uncover the secret that has brought them all together. John Lewis, Freemans, Mothercare Online Store, UK, Laura Ashley Home Furnishings Empire Stores . 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