This is my own fic^^x! Happy reading!
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Chapter 1
Yugi- grandpa, can I invite some friends to the cinema?
Gramps- Of course. What friends were you thinking of?
Yugi- Joey, Honda, Bakura, Seto,
Gramps- Nani? Seto?
Yugi- Kaiba then. Oh, well, Mai, Malik, My yami, Y.Bakura, Y.Malik and Y.Kaiba.
Gramps- Does Kaiba have a millenium item?
Yugi- Yes, “The millenium frying pan”. He found it on the, what’s it’s name, um, FILIPSTAD marknaden he said, in ( whispering)...sweden.
Gramps- WHATTTT?, A millenium item in S...
Kaiba standing in door-opening- Sweden. That’s right, phatetic land.
Yugi- Hi Kaiba!
Kaiba-Hi Yugi!
Kaiba- That was the last time I traveledoutside apan. I traveled there cause I heard that they’v got Duel monsters there, but they call it: YU-Gi-Oh!
Yami- Yu-gi-oh, you say?
Yugi- Yami! Where have you been all day?
Yami- Y.Bakura challenged me to a game of fotball. If he won, he got my millenium puzzle.
Yugi- and how ended it?
Yami- (Fnittering) 1000-0. To me.
Y.Bakura-(exhausted) You...bastard. You...cheated. ( almost fainting)
Yami- No, it’s you who never learn your lesson. I am the king of games. I’ts useless to challenge me.
Yugi- Why are you...blue, in the face, Y.Bakura?
Y.Bakura- (screaming) DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN AWAY FROM THE REAPER OF THE CARDS? (yugi’s hair blows back)
Yugi-How did you got to “The reaper of the cards” anyway?
Y.Bakura- After that son-of-a pharao, ( Yamis eys filled with anger)
Yami- NOW, you little ( trying to suffocate Y.Bakura like homer simpson)
Yugi- Hey, hey ,Yami,( pulls Yami’s belt around his neck) knock it off! I invited him to our home, so he’s a guest! And do you know what we do to guest’s? *smiling gay*
Yami-But...
Yugi-DO IT!!!!!!!!!! *pointing at his sister’s closet*
Yami- *muttering* why, oh WHY, did I challenge him to a duel, why? *Being pushed into the closet by Yugi, and close’s the door*
Kaiba- *thinking* Finally! Now you’re going to pay big time!
Suddenly, they all hear a crash outside.
Yugi- Let’s check it out! –everyone- *nods head, and says that “mm” thing, and runs out*
Everyone- *Blank stare, as they see Joey car crashed into Yugi’s car*
Yugi- *Screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! * Drama music begins to play*
Kaiba- Stupid asshole! Like a dog could drive!
Y.Bakura- *Japanese pshyco laugh*
Yami comes out dressed like a squirrel.
Yami- What happe..
*Drama music stops*
Everyone, except joey-O___O
Yami- *Blushing* I’ll WARN YOU, THE FIRST ONE THAT LAUGH’S..
Y.Bakura’s crawling on the ground, laughing his ring off.
Y.bakura- *while laughing* P-Pharao, HAHAHAHA, finally you’re showing you’re TRUE side! *Continue laughing*
Yami- **** YOU!- pick’s up a machine gun.
Yugi- No yami, remember, he’s a guest, and what do we..
Yami- I DONT GIVE A DAMN!!!- Is one mm from the trigger-
Y.Malik suddenly shows up from nowhere.
Y.Malik- * pick’s up his rod and stabs Y.Bakura, then vanish*
Y.Bakura- *hungry eyes* BLOOD!!!! *Begins eating on his arm*
Everyone- UHHHH, GROSS!
Joey and Vash suddenly drops out of the car, both drunk.
Vash- Y-yeah, but listen to this: What do you get, when you cross a pharao, and a blowdryer?
Joey- *Drink’s some tequila* I dont know! Do you know, pal?
Vash- Ofcourse! YUGI!!!
Both of them- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi & Yami- *Both their faces begin to boil*
Ryou pops out behind his yami, and sees Joey and Vash.
Ryou- *Sweatdrop* Uhh, I knew they where a bad couple!
Everyone except ,well, you know- O______O
Ryou- What? You didnt know?
Yugi to yami- Witch of my friends are missing?
Yami- Mai, Honda, Malik, and Y.Kaiba!
Suddenly they heard a scream from a gasstation.
Ryou- What was that?
Y.Bakura- Murdering? Please, please, god, please!
Kaiba- Baka, i’ts just my yami!
Yugi- Does he like gasstations?
Kaiba- Naaa, let’s just say he likes to torture people, ON a gassation!
Y.bakura- *Looking evil at Ryou*
Ryou- AHHHHHHH! *Hides behind Yami*
Malik suddenly appears.
Malik- I heard someone talking about torturing!
Everyone point’s at Kaiba.
Malik- Good Kaiba, now you’re with the real guys! *Punches him in the back*
Vash & Joey- *Walks up and barf’s on Ryou*
Ryou-* x_x, and faints*
Vash- Oh, sorry about that,
Joey- old chap!
Mai walks up.
Mai- JOEY! So THATS what you’re doing when I’m not at home!
Yugi- Uhh, excuse me! I may just be stupid, but, are you two married?
Ryou- *Wakes up for a second* BAKA! Don’t you know anything? *Faint’s again*
Mai- And who is that? *Pointing at Vash*
Joey- Oh, him! Just a friend of mine!
Vash- He he he, a VERY CLOSE FRIEND would I say!
Joey- *Blushes* Ehhh, I can explain evrything!
Mai- GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Slaps both of them* X_X X_X
Joey- What?Where?Who?
Yami-He’s normal!
Vash- AAAAAAAAAHH! *Stands like a hieroglyph, then crawls like spider away*
Yami-He’s normal too!
Honda appears, and walks in.
Yugi- *To everyone* Did you saw someone?
Everyone- NO!
Yugi- Good! Me neither!
Suddenly, an Kaede-baba (Japanese for “old hag”) run’s to them.
Kaede-baba: Please, help me! He’s i-insane, tried to kill me!
Kaiba-Excuse me, did that “him” have the ugliest pants in the world?
Kaede-baba-Now that you mentioned it, his pants were kinda ugly!
Kaiba- Yeah, that’s my yami!
Y-Kaiba stands in door gate.
Y.Kaiba-There you are! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide! *Jumps up in air* DJINGHETSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JAPANESE FOR “Claws of blood”)
-misses Kaede-baba, and slashes Tea into pieces-
Joey- *Bends down on his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y.Kaiba- Pathetic creatures! To think that you can stand up to my attack?
Kaiba- *comes forth and claps his hands like a teacher, when the break is over*
Kaiba- Ok, ok, now you’ve had your fun! Come back!! *Picks up his millennium frying pan*
Y.Kaiba- *Being sucked in* Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Kaiba- Damn guys, you’re pathetic!
Yugi- What???? Even you Kaiba, must admit it was an emotional scene!
Kaiba- *Turns back head*
Yugi-Anyhow, let’s go to the cinema!
Joey-Cool!
Kaiba-It better be good!
Mai-x_x
Yami-At least, can I take this ridiculous suit of me first?
Malik- *Thinking* perfect, In the dark, NOTHING protects the godcards!
Yami- Dont even think about it, Malik! *pick’s up a flashlight*
Malik- DOH!!
Bakura- Only it’s not scary...*shrugs*
Y.Bakura-You geek! *Pour nails in Bakuras pants*
Bakura- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y.Malik-.......
Yugi- Let’s go! *thinking* But still, it feels like i’ve forgot someone...ehh, what the heck!
